600th Viewer!!!

This is her, the fabled 600th viewer!!!!! For being the 600th viewer she gets her own spot on my page!!! And we all know how popular she'll become because....well I don't like to brag, but i DO have 600 viewers, don't I? For being the 600th Viewer she doens't get an all expense paid trip to anywhere. She will NOT be recieving a new car of any sort, not even HotWheels!!!! I will not give her ANY money, unless I am paying off a debt. As a matter of fact, all she gets is jack crack!!!! No...not crack the drug, crack as in absofreakinlutely NOTHING!!!! Well she does get one thing....my love and admiration! Aint that swell?

When asked to comment, she replied: "I dunno what to say"

She's a woman of few words, but actions speak louder than words wen you are the 600th VIEWER!!!!! By the way...Ashley, you gotta pay me 5 bucks a month to keep this page up.....