"So I was playing hockey one day and i had a breakaway, but some guy tripped me and i fell. He tried to say it was legal, but i knew it wasn't 'cause i know a hockey ref, anyway, he tells me 'that's how you play hockey', but i said 'no it isn't', and he said 'yeah it is', and so i hit him; you know, 'cause we're playing hockey. He didn't like that much and he hit me back and i hit him and he jumped on me and we rolled around for a while fighting an' stuff. And after the game he came up to me and asked me 'why'd you hit me?', and i said 'cause that's how you play hockey".