15,000 Brown People Dead Somewhere 
OOGA-BOOGA LAND OR WHEREVER--Relief efforts are pouring into some 
country someplace, where 15,000 brown people have died over the past few 
weeks from flooding or a hurricane or something like that. "Never have 
our people endured such a terrible catastrophe," said this one 
dark-skinned guy who lost his entire family in the disaster of some 
sort. "Our God has forsaken us." The affected nation may possibly be the 
same one where about 90,000 brown people died two or three years ago in 
that one earthquake.