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Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a
mad goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile of manure.
It's true!
Because, you now, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones,
THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here's how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for
sending them a stupid chain letter.
*5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you
for sending
them a
stupid chain letter
*10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you
for sending them stupid chain letter.
*20 to 674,951.75 people: 20 to 674,951.75 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Thanks!!! Good Luck!!!
Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You
see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has
no arms
no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life
could
be saved,
because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be
donated to
the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from
Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund.
Remember, we have no way of counting letters sent and this
is all bull. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4or 6 people, you will die instantly. Thanks again!!
Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many little 8 year olds writing chain letters. So this is how it works. Pass this on to 1,5067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:
Queer Horror Story #1
Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on
Saturday.She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then
tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed
down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell
nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!!
Queer Horror Story #2
Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in
his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went to hell. They continued to suffer in hell where they were both cursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity. This Could
Happen To You!!!
Remember, you could end up like Pinsley and Bip did. Justsend thisletter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be OK.
As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.
Friends:
A friend is someone who is always at your side,
A friend is someone who likes you even though you smell like
poop,
A friend is someone who likes you even though you're disgustingly ugly,
A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself,
A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your loser life,
A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by a mad goat and then thrown to vicious dogs,
A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet and vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English...no...sorry,that's the cleaning lady,
A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.
Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll be eaten by wild muts