Ryan Groh
"Life's a Joke, death's the punchline, and in the end...they're all laughing at you."
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence."
"When all else fails, lower your standards."

Matt Barras
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers."
"Look before you pee."

David Hebert
"I'm such a pimp, it's unbelievable."
"Thank god fer that, eh?"

Zack Boudreaux
"Chit"
"Shut the hell up."