Useless Facts

1. Name?

David Hebert

2. Location?

Lafayette, LA. Hopefully I'll be able to go to Alberta Canada sometime son.

(what happened to #3?!?!)

4. If you could dye your hair one color what would it be?

I would put green streaks in the front of my hair.

5. If you could have a tattoo , what and where would it be?

It would be an eagle, I'll leave the location up to the imagination.

6. If you could turn into any animal, real or imaginary what would it be?

A lion becausse lions are better than Rams.

7. If you could meet one person in this world, who would it be?

I know it said one person but I want to meet Sergei Zubov from the Dallas Stars, because he's the man, and I wanna meet Noah from Road Rules on MTV.

8. What is your favorite brand of gum?

Dentine.

9. Which is your favorite mentos comercial?

I hate those comercials, but if I had to chose it would be the one where the lady makes the constrction workers move her car so she can drive away or somethin.

10. What color is your toothbrush?

Black with green grips because I always drop my toothbrush.

11. What color is your toothpaste?

i don't know why this is important but white and green (Mentident)

12. Is the glass half -empty or half-full?

Depends on if I'm thirsty or not, but considering the circumstances I would have to say no comment.

13. What's on your ceiling?

A fan and a big large poster of... that's not important.

14. What's your favorite color to paint your toenails?

I would have to say bright blue, or mauve.

15. Pick a song that describes yourself.

A lot of songs describe me. Like "Heroes" by the Wallflowers, "Zoot Suit Riot" by the Cherry Poppin' Daddies, "You and Me and the Bottle Makes Three (Babby)" by the Big Bad VooDoo Daddies, and a lot of songs by Third Eye Blind..."Narcolepsy", "Jumper", "How's It Going To Be", and just about anything you can think of.

16. Which do you prefer- cool ranch or nacho cheese Doritos?

I'm...uhh...Lactose intolerant.

17. What's your favorite flavor Snapple?

The pink one.

18. Who is your favorite Character from the Breakfast Club?

Who's the Breakfast Club?

19. Which one Coke or Pepsi?

Always Pepsi, unless someone else tells me different because I give into peer presure way too easily!

20. What's your sign?

Gemini, I also enjoy long moonlight walks on the beach.

21. If you were a dog what would your name be?

Well since I would be a dog it would have to be "Hey get out of my lawn you stupid dog".

22. How do you eat an Oreo?

First you twist it, then you lick it, then you dunk it, then you eat it.

23. Which kind of milk is your favorite?

Again, I'm lactose intolerant.

24. If you were to kill someone which method would you choose?

I would invent an elaborate sceme to catch the person (like the coyotee would do) then when I get them I would place them in an easily escapeable, yet exotic situation. It would probably have something to do with Sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their head, or ill-tempered seabass. And then I would put them on an unnecessarily slow moving diping mechanism into the tank with the seabass, what could go wrong?

25. Are you a righty or a lefty or ambidextrous (that means both)?

Ambidextrous is a cool word so I'm going with that.

26. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?

I can type better than Mrs. Torres so I think I can type write. So don't mess with me.

27. Which is you favorite Adam Sandler movie?

Good question, I like "Billy Madison", "Happy Gilmour" and just about any other one where he gets drunk and starts acting crazy, oh wait that's all of them.

28. What do you wear to bed?

Whatever I'm wearing when I hit the bed. Usually I get hot and take my shirt off, but that's more than you wanted to know.

29. When you notice a person of the opposite sex you notice their ... Huh Huh Huh, I notice their...eyes and hair. You thought it was something perverted didn't you, You know me better than that.

30. Have you ever been attacked by a big dog?

Big dog, no. But I did get attacked by my little poodle like dog, he tried to bite through my nose. It started bleeding like crazy on both sides it was cool.

31. Do you ever save your AOL conversations?

If only I had AOL.

32.How do you eat your chicken fingers with a fork?

I eat eat them with whatever I have at the moment.

33. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?

hahaha that's funny, oh wait you're serious aren't you?

34. Boxers or briefs?

Boxers, unless I'm playing soccer or hockey in which case I wear those boxer/brief things for the obvious reasons.

35. If you could streak in front of one person's house who's would it be?

Dana's house, just to piss her mom off. =)

36. Guys/girls , would you ever ask a random guy/girl for his/her shirt?

Of course I do that everyday. Don't you?

37. If you could be one gardening tool which one would you be?

I would be the hoe.

38. What kind of sneaker would you be if you had the option to be a sneaker?

Adidas. Well I just couldn't find anything funny to say about that one.

39. What kind of corn would you want to be (ear of corn, canned corn, dried corn or corn corn)?

Uhh, no comment, that's too personal.

40. If you could do anything to the person you hated the most what would you do?

Make him look stupid in front of his friends.

41. What is your favorite Jell-0 flavor?

Green, because it's great to fill swiming pools with.

42. Which do you prefer- mud wrestling or Jell-o wrestling?

Mud of course, what's the point of Jell-O?

.43. What's under your bed?

A monster. Will you get him out of there he scares me.

44. Who're your crushes?

Mari, Michelle, Brienne, Dana (I guess), Ryan, Matt...oops, I've said too much!

45. What's the best number in the world?

16, 99, or 53 ... they're my hockey #'s and I rule.

46. If you could say anything to any 3 people what would it be?

My brother: I love you man!!!

My friends: I love you guys!!!

My Hockey team: "Hit that guy on his A**"

47. Who are your friends?

Mari, Michelle, Brienne, Matt, the other Matt, Ryan, Brant, Remi, Benoit, yet another Matt, all my teamates, and anyone else who I forgot to mention.

48. What is your most favorite thing to do?

. Play hockey.