Full Name: Hugh G. Rection
Nicknames: SmallNa*z, Falcon, and some people call me Nick
Birthdate: 6/8/79
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
Hair color: Purple at night
Eye Color: no
Height: doorknobs are yummy
Weight: i'm tired of waiting...i want s** now!
Siblings & Their Ages: i have 2 feet... one is named Binky and the other is named Herman.
Location: My house, Uranus
School: sux
Best Friends: cheese
Person You Dislike The Most: My ****.. they fuss at me alot
Pets & Their Names: same as above
Things you like to do in your spare time: well.... i like to burp and snort pencil shavings
Things You Collect: heh... pictures
Best Advice Ever Given: don't become a hockey ref...it's boring
Words Or Phrases You Overuse: "don't become a hockey ref..it's boring"
A Non-Sport Game Which You Enjoy: hockey
Coolest Experience In Life: getting laid by 3 chix at once! (ha...i lied)
Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done: getting laid by 3 guyz at once! (ha...i lied again)
Fave Thing to Do Inside: hehehe...well...ya know....
Fave Thing To Do Outside: same as above
Special Skills Or Talents: once again, same as above
Character Traits You Look For In A Guy/Girl: i like guys with big ****s... and chix with *** rulz
Future Job: hockey ref
Fave Music: trendy rock
Fave Color: table
Fave Food: blue
Least Fave Food: squash with zuccinni bits smothered in a delightful cheese sauce with blended herbs and spices... add salt and pepper to taste
Fave Vacationing Spot: Uranus
Fave Sport: Women's Golf
Fave Group/Singer: Michael Bolton
Fave Book: Play G***
Fave Cartoon Character: Charlie Brown's dog..i don't remember his name
Fave Actor/Actress: those guys from Boogie Nights
Fave Movies: Mulan
Fave TV Show: Wheel of Fortune
Fave Day: poptarts
Fave Month: today
Fave Holiday: staple-gun
Fave Store: Big Larry's House of "Stuff"
First of all , how old are you? mentally or physically? the answer to both is 5
Do you believe in reincarnation? i believe people are reincarnated.
If you could be one animal what would it be? I would be a purty kitty
If you could meet one person who would it be? Kenny G...cuz he's da bomb
Do you eat anchovies? anchovies make really kool toys :)
Do you think of yourself as a "Greek God"? only whenever my dorm mates ask me to put on my toga and do a striptease
Which is the best invention: Post-Its or bread? bread
If you could go to one country which would it be? Uranus
If you could change one event in your lifetime which would it be? puberty
if you could streak infront of someone's house who's would it be? my mom's
Do you consider yourself to be the "Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-Car Line"? i like ding dongs :)
If you had to get on a stag, would you rather swing or ball room dance? huh huh..stag
If they were to build a statue of you, how tall would it be? if it was actual size...i'd say about 2 inches
If you could dye your hair what colour would you dye it? Green
If you could live next door to anyone, who would it be? some cute guy
Would you rather be deaf, blind or mute? i'd rather be ambidextrous
If you found out your best friend was "happier than most", what would you do? i'd say "welcome to the club"
Do you consider yourself a good listener? what'd you say?
Do you consider yourself a good talker? yes..i can talk while doing other things
Would you rather be short or tall? both
Would you rather be Crazy and rich, or normal and poor? crazy and poor
Would you saw your looks are: good, ok, great, or "I walk around with a bag over my head"? Bag Over my head.
Do you like to get "jiggy wit it"? all the time
Would you ask someone out the first time you saw them? microphone
Do you talk on the phone in excess to 3 hours a day? 1-900-H**-****
If an a random person on the street asked you fer an article of clothing, which would you give them? (socks and/or shoes don't count) my pants
Would you rather go on a walk your best boy friend or best girl friend? i have everything i need right here baby
What is your dream honeymoon place? Uranus
Who do you think has it worse, girls or boys? amputated boys
If you could be invisible for one day, what would you do? the same as always..just more often
What is your favorite name brand shoe? Levi's
If you could change your name, what would it be? Richard
If you were in a theatre and the people next to you were making out, what would you do? find a cute old 78-year old guy and make out with him
Have you ever thought you were going to die, from eating green jello? i don't "eat" green jello...it's far more useful in other ways
Whats the hardest thing about growing up? not going through puberty
Whats the weirdest thing you have done on a dare? not go through puberty
Have you ever gone skinny dipping? all the time... guys like that
Would you eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000? yeah...but i'd also do a lil ****y s**** for $5 bux
If you could do ANYTHING you wanted, what would it be? the $5 thing
Whats your worst fear? easter bunnies... lots and lots of easter bunnies
Whats the best trick you played on someone? the $5 bux thing without their permission
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no..i prefer to stuff them myself
Have you ever felt you were in love? i just said i have stuffed animals, didn't i?
Do you want to fall in love? stuffed animals again
Do you eat lima beans? no.. i prefer to smear them all over my body and wear native american costumes whenever i goto the mall
Do you like Clint Eastwood? he's cute
Do you like to watch movies with Clint Eastwood in them? yeah...especially the naked ones where he's covered with lima beans
Do you eat lima beans while watching movies? only during clint eastwood movies
Do you eat lima beans while watchin Clint Eastwood movies? no
Would you star in a movie with Clint Eastwood eating lima beans? yes
If you were stranded on a deserted island with one single person who would you want to be with you? David Hebert.... he's a hottie