Full Name: Ryan Paul Ebbers
Nicknames:Cutie, Prettyboy, Darkwing Duck (dont ask), and in bed whatever the hell you want!
Birthdate : 4-4-83
Zodiac sign: Aries
Hair color: blond
Eye Color: baby blue
Height: 5'9"
Siblings & Their Ages: two bros (11, 7)
Location: Tinker AFB, Oklahoma
School: MWHS Bombers (Hell Yeah!!!)
Best Friends: Joeseph Cutaran, Roger Duell, Jarod Price, Michelle
Oge, and whoever the hell i send this too...if you want to b**** cause your
name aint on here direct mail to Pets & Their Names: Two cats: princess and saphire
Things you like to do: Play sports (football, baseball, and
basketball) go to the mall and movies, talk on the phone (to some people), and
just be sexy
Things You Collect: phone numbers (record 43 in one day)
Best Advice Ever Given: You're the man (I was lookin in the miror
what can I say) (david i dont care if this is yours im not changin
it!!!)
Words Or Phrases You Overuse: shut up! go to hell! and
other such intricate phrases from the french language
A Non-Sport Game Which You Enjoy: uhh...boxing (it aint a sport its
just beating the hell out of someone)
Coolest Experience In Life: bungee jumping
Fave Thing To Do In The Summer: swim, talk on the phone, hang out,
play basketball
Fave Thing To Do In The Fall: football baby
Fave Thing To Do In The Winter: uhh...freeze my a** off
Fave Thing To Do In The Spring: baseball baby
Special Skills Or Talents: i have the god-given talent of looking
fine as hell and knowing it!
Character Traits You Look For Most In A Guy: uhh...nice a**, nice
chest, six pack...you know (no i have no faggot-a** bi-sexual traits handed
down from my ancestors i just thought id say that...oh and if you have a
problem with me being anti-gay, direct mail to louisr99@eudoramail.com)
Character Traits You Look For In A Girl: uhh...hmm...yeah uh huh you
thought it was gonna be perverted didnt ya? nice hair and eyes, sweet
personality, loves me back, sense of humor.(if you have a problem with it you know where you can direct
your mail)
Future Job: lawyer and professional pimp (j/k michelle is my
babygirl)
Fave Music: rap, r&b, Alternative
Fave Color: blue
Fave Food: dominos pizza (and no i never give the damn delivery man
a tip)
Least Fave Food: anything cooked by my great grandma
Fave Vacationing Spot: destin, fl (i used to live there) and san
diego, ca
Fave Sport: Football, baseball, basketball
Fave Toy: i uhh...dont play with toys (oh yeah its the buzz
lightyear doll with the chopping action and the blinking red light - what kinda stupid question is this???)
Fave Book: the partner (yes i read dammit i hope u choke)
Fave Cartoon Character: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny.
Fave Actor/Actress: ME!!! im in my personal "truman show"...good
afternoon, goodevening, and goodnight.
Fave Movies: face/off, con air
Fave TV Show: SouthPark
Fave Day: Friday (night)
Fave Month: April, July
Fave Holiday: ryan the great's birthday (thats me) and
christmas
Fave Store: dillards, finish line
1) First of all , how old are you? 15
2) Do you believe in reincarnation? No. And thats all i have to say
about that!
3)Would you rather be deaf or blind? deaf
4) If you found out your best friend was gay/lesbian, what would you
do? uhh...do you remember what happened to thay gay ass dude versachi?
5) Do you consider yourself a good listener? when i want to be
6) Would you rather be short or tall? does it matter? i still would
be fine as hell! (personally i dont give a fuck)
7) Would you rather be overly happy and poor, or overly wealthy and
unhappy? im unhappy now so bring on the money!!! ok but tell me
this: how can you be overly weathy and unhappy?
8) Would you consider your relationship with your parents bad, okay,
good, or great?ok...as long as my dad's not home and my mom is in the other
room
9) Do you like to dance? oh yeah...too close and real slow
10)Are you too shy to ask someone out? heh never!!! what r they
gonna do turn me down?
11) Do you talk on the phone? oh yeah (record w/one person:
6hrs)
12)Would you rather go on a walk or watch tv? go on a talk to someone's
house with a bigger TV
13) What is your dream honeymoon place?cancun, or maybe tahiti if a
have a good tan at the time
14) Who do you think has it worse, girls or boys? girls (or maybe
boys cause they have to compete with me for girls)
16)If you could be invisible for one day, what would you
do? rob a bank
17)Do you like Adidas, Nike, Fila, or Reebok?NIKE
18) If you could change your name, what would it be? David
19)If you were in a theater and someone was crying would you laugh?
oh hell yeah!
20) Have you ever thought you were going to die?uhh...when michelle
broke up with me
21) Whats the hardest thing about growing up? people changing around
you and my parents
22) Whats the most exciting thing you have done on a dare? i dont
think im gonna share that one!
23) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? uhh...no
24) Would you eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000? SHOW ME THE
MONEY!!!
25) If this Sat. you could do ANYTHING you wanted what would you
do? fly to lafayette, louisiana. first of all to see michelle and second of
all cause i have a very special place in the evil side of my heart for
partrick!
26) Have you ever wanted to run away? uhh...no. i have no money, and no place
to go.
27) Whats your worst fear? that i'll never see michelle again
28)Whats the best trick you played on someone?i wrote an extremely
explicid love letter to cathryn, a goody goody puritan, it was soooo damn
funny
29) Do you sleep with stuffed animals? uhh...no
30)Have you ever felt you were in love? i AM i love!!!
31)If you were stranded on a deserted island with one single person
who would you want to be with you?michelle oge!!!