Full Name: Ryan Paul Ebbers

Nicknames:Cutie, Prettyboy, Darkwing Duck (dont ask), and in bed whatever the hell you want!

Birthdate : 4-4-83

Zodiac sign: Aries

Hair color: blond

Eye Color: baby blue

Height: 5'9"

Siblings & Their Ages: two bros (11, 7)

Location: Tinker AFB, Oklahoma

School: MWHS Bombers (Hell Yeah!!!)

Best Friends: Joeseph Cutaran, Roger Duell, Jarod Price, Michelle Oge, and whoever the hell i send this too...if you want to b**** cause your name aint on here direct mail to

Pets & Their Names: Two cats: princess and saphire

Things you like to do: Play sports (football, baseball, and basketball) go to the mall and movies, talk on the phone (to some people), and just be sexy

Things You Collect: phone numbers (record 43 in one day)

Best Advice Ever Given: You're the man (I was lookin in the miror what can I say) (david i dont care if this is yours im not changin it!!!)

Words Or Phrases You Overuse: shut up! go to hell! and other such intricate phrases from the french language

A Non-Sport Game Which You Enjoy: uhh...boxing (it aint a sport its just beating the hell out of someone) Coolest Experience In Life: bungee jumping

Fave Thing To Do In The Summer: swim, talk on the phone, hang out, play basketball

Fave Thing To Do In The Fall: football baby

Fave Thing To Do In The Winter: uhh...freeze my a** off

Fave Thing To Do In The Spring: baseball baby

Special Skills Or Talents: i have the god-given talent of looking fine as hell and knowing it!

Character Traits You Look For Most In A Guy: uhh...nice a**, nice chest, six pack...you know (no i have no faggot-a** bi-sexual traits handed down from my ancestors i just thought id say that...oh and if you have a problem with me being anti-gay, direct mail to louisr99@eudoramail.com)

Character Traits You Look For In A Girl: uhh...hmm...yeah uh huh you thought it was gonna be perverted didnt ya? nice hair and eyes, sweet personality, loves me back, sense of humor.(if you have a problem with it you know where you can direct your mail)

Future Job: lawyer and professional pimp (j/k michelle is my babygirl)

Fave Music: rap, r&b, Alternative

Fave Color: blue

Fave Food: dominos pizza (and no i never give the damn delivery man a tip) Least Fave Food: anything cooked by my great grandma

Fave Vacationing Spot: destin, fl (i used to live there) and san diego, ca

Fave Sport: Football, baseball, basketball

Fave Toy: i uhh...dont play with toys (oh yeah its the buzz lightyear doll with the chopping action and the blinking red light - what kinda stupid question is this???)

Fave Book: the partner (yes i read dammit i hope u choke)

Fave Cartoon Character: Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny.

Fave Actor/Actress: ME!!! im in my personal "truman show"...good afternoon, goodevening, and goodnight.

Fave Movies: face/off, con air

Fave TV Show: SouthPark

Fave Day: Friday (night)

Fave Month: April, July

Fave Holiday: ryan the great's birthday (thats me) and christmas

Fave Store: dillards, finish line

1) First of all , how old are you? 15

2) Do you believe in reincarnation? No. And thats all i have to say about that!

3)Would you rather be deaf or blind? deaf

4) If you found out your best friend was gay/lesbian, what would you do? uhh...do you remember what happened to thay gay ass dude versachi?

5) Do you consider yourself a good listener? when i want to be

6) Would you rather be short or tall? does it matter? i still would be fine as hell! (personally i dont give a fuck)

7) Would you rather be overly happy and poor, or overly wealthy and unhappy? im unhappy now so bring on the money!!! ok but tell me this: how can you be overly weathy and unhappy?

8) Would you consider your relationship with your parents bad, okay, good, or great?ok...as long as my dad's not home and my mom is in the other room

9) Do you like to dance? oh yeah...too close and real slow

10)Are you too shy to ask someone out? heh never!!! what r they gonna do turn me down?

11) Do you talk on the phone? oh yeah (record w/one person: 6hrs)

12)Would you rather go on a walk or watch tv? go on a talk to someone's house with a bigger TV

13) What is your dream honeymoon place?cancun, or maybe tahiti if a have a good tan at the time

14) Who do you think has it worse, girls or boys? girls (or maybe boys cause they have to compete with me for girls)

16)If you could be invisible for one day, what would you do? rob a bank

17)Do you like Adidas, Nike, Fila, or Reebok?NIKE

18) If you could change your name, what would it be? David

19)If you were in a theater and someone was crying would you laugh? oh hell yeah!

20) Have you ever thought you were going to die?uhh...when michelle broke up with me

21) Whats the hardest thing about growing up? people changing around you and my parents

22) Whats the most exciting thing you have done on a dare? i dont think im gonna share that one!

23) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? uhh...no

24) Would you eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000? SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!

25) If this Sat. you could do ANYTHING you wanted what would you do? fly to lafayette, louisiana. first of all to see michelle and second of all cause i have a very special place in the evil side of my heart for partrick!

26) Have you ever wanted to run away? uhh...no. i have no money, and no place to go.

27) Whats your worst fear? that i'll never see michelle again

28)Whats the best trick you played on someone?i wrote an extremely explicid love letter to cathryn, a goody goody puritan, it was soooo damn funny

29) Do you sleep with stuffed animals? uhh...no

30)Have you ever felt you were in love? i AM i love!!!

31)If you were stranded on a deserted island with one single person who would you want to be with you?michelle oge!!!