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THE YOU SIDE.....

FULL NAME: Ryan Christopher Groh

BIRTH DATE: You with the FBI?

AGE: If the Feds ask, I'm 21

LOCATION: Lafayette, LA

YOUR ZODIAC SIGN: Aquarious

NICKNAMES: Remi, Big Rem, dumbass

HEIGHT: 5'11"

EYE COLOR: Brown

HAIR COLOR: Brown

ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righty

FAVORITE BOARD GAME: David's a liar, i won at Risk and he knows it

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: EuroSport, I like looking at stuff I can't afford (Rather like the principle behind Playboy)

FAVORITE FOOD: Pudding

FAVORITE ICE CREAM: Vanilla

FAVORITE PERFUME/COLOGNE: Cologne?

FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? Chemistry (burners, acid, 'nuff said)

LEAST FAVORITE: French

FAVORITE THING TO DRINK: Brisk, baby!

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Wayne's World

FAVORITE THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: Sleep

BEST AND FAVORITE ADVICE OR QUOTE GIVEN TO YOU: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers FAVORITE SINGER OR GROUP: Cake

FAVORITE COLORS: Green

FAVORITE HOLIDAY: Ground Hog's Day

FAVORITE SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER:Pert, best of both worlds

PEOPLE WHO YOU KNOW THE MOST ABOUT: Well, i've been stalking Dave for the last few month, so i've come to know quite a lot about him

LOUDEST PERSON YOU KNOW: The little elf on my shoulder that tells me to burn things

CRAZIEST OR SILLIEST PERSON YOU HANG OUT WITH: Depends on who's been smokin the most crack.

FAVORITE PEOPLE TO HANG OUT WITH: people

IF I COULD MEET ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO WOULD IT BE? Budha, i wanna rub his belly

THE NICEST GIRL YOU'VE EVER MET: That nice nurse who delivered me-wait! She spanked me. That Bitch!

THE CRUSH SIDE

DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH? I used to, but the doctor said the pills should clear it right up

WHO? Not tellin'

DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND? No...

IF SO WHO? Ok, now you're just trying to make me feel bad, aren't you?

FOR GIRLS-LIKE BOYS WITH OR WITHOUT HATS? Hats are the devil's plaything

FOR BOYS-LIKE GIRLS WITH OR WITHOUT NAIL POLISH? Yeah, I like the pink-ish red nail polish...on girls, that is

WHEN WITH OR AROUND YOUR PREFERRED SEX, YOU FIRST NOTICE THEIR: If they have a nice, well developed...sense of humor. You thought i was gonna make a pig of myself, didn't you?

WHO WAS YOUR FIRST CRUSH? You

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes

THE FUTURE SIDE

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN TEN YEARS? Drunk in a bathtub

FUTURE CHILDREN'S NAMES: T-Boy and jolene

OCCUPATION YOU WANT TO BE WHEN OLDER: I'm praying someone out there will be willing to pay me to be drunk and in a bathtub

DREAM CAR? A blue Geo Metro. It's all i'm gonna get, so i might as well not get my hopes up

WHERE DO YOU PLAN ON LIVING AFTER SCHOOL? my bathtub

WHAT AGE DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? I dunno, now sounds ok for me. Wanna get married.

DREAM WEDDING: In my bathtub

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? I have a REALLY lazy dog, does that count?

WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? I'll sleep when I'm dead

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR, WHAT COLOR? it is dyed, guess the real color

ON THE SCALE 1-10 HOW ROMANTIC ARE YOU? 3, now pucker up

WHERE WOULD YOU WANT A TATTOO? I'll leave that one to your sick imagination

WHAT WOULD IT BE? See previous answer.

BELLY BUTTON- INNIE OR OUTIE? Innie

PIERCING? I was born with three major orifaces, they suit me just fine for now thank you

WHAT'S ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? paint

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? my dog

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Convicted? No. They'll never convict me!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUIJA BOARDS? They rock

DO YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF? no. I am merely a figment of my own imagination

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Getting kicked in the junk...in the 5th round of a shootout

DO YOU HAVE MOTION SICKNESS? nope

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Applying a good, swift kick to someone else's junk

ARE YOU FOR WORLD PEACE? Save the WHALES!!!

WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU? Catholic

ONE THING YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF?I wish i had springy legs like inspector Gadget

ARE YOU A HEALTH FREAK? Health? No. Freak, maybe >>