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and actually taking time to look at my page.
If you don't like my page, I hope you choke. Have fun,
and don't forget to sign the guestbook!
This is my Main Page. If you have any problem with my page, tough, deal with it . Right now I'm in computer science and I realized I haven't done anything with my page in a couple months(actually, probably years...) now. If you're some psycho guy that wants to IM me to harass me because I put too much "personal information" on my page, and/or if you hacked into my guestbook...if I find out who you are, I'm killing you. If you are one of my "5 loyal viewers", congratulations, I could really care less. If you're just some person who happened to find your way here, I'm really sorry. But if you are one of those 5 loyal viewers email me. Just don't ask why. Sometimes I get carried away when I'm talking about something so I'm gonna warn you ahead of time, if you ever have no idea what I'm talking about, don't worry I probably don't know what I'm talking about anyway. I know that I have a lot of spelling errors so don't try and correct me, because that really pisses me off. Don't bother pointing out my mistakes at all unless you want to be on my "List", you don't want to be on my list...trust me. Feel free to email me at anytime to tell me how great my page is. I forgot where I was going with this. Anyways, here's a drop-down menu you can use to get around my site.
There should be millions of links here that send emails to me, along with a guestbook. If you come to my page and do not sign my guestbook I will be forced to do something really bad to you and/or your hamster. We wouldn't want that now would we?
The Newest Thing On My Page!!!!
and go to my psycic page, where I can dazzle you with useless knowledge. While you're at it, look at my run down of chain letters. And if you're really bored, look at my Metallica Page. And you should also look at my favorite comic strip ever. To find out what my friends are like here's some of their quotes(actually I think I made this page a while back and never got around to actually doing it).
My LifeThis Section is about all of the fantabulous things in my life. I know it sounds like a lot of fun, but I don't have anything better to do with my time. This section is pretty ueless, since it attracts no visitors, nor would I want people to go there. I never update it, so don't expect anything new. But recently I figured out the meaning of life, if you want to know it click here. I would like to take this time to tell everyone to email me so I can either ignore you or laugh in your face. I love email, good or bad.
CommunicationsThe key to any good relationship is good communications skills. If you ever want to talk to me at any time you can email me and I will put you on my waiting list for prefered people to email back. If you have AOL you can IM me, my screen name is "PiO16".
My Picture GalleryOK here's the deal. A few people (you know who you are) have been bugging me to put up the pictures on my page. One even went as far as to threaten not to ever come back until I put them up. She even called my page "stupid". This hurt my feelings, but being the nice guy that I am I forgave her and put up the pictures. I hope you're happy Cilicia. Oh yeah, and Monet is really cool too. Uhhhh, I wrote everything before this sentence a REALLY long time ago. I have new pictures that I'm gonna put up as soon as I get out of my computer science class.
Well that's all, now go away. Please come back again (I'm begging you) and remember to sign my guestbook.
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